CWG Blog

Last night I could not get comfortable and sleep well. Of course, I have a lot on my mind. But I blame my flat and worn out pillows for most of the insomnia. I am going to buy some new pillows today. Not the cheap $10 pillows from WalMart. I want nice, feather and down pillows, from either Macy’s or Bed Bath and Beyond. I don’t care how much they cost. I need my sleep and a good pillow is a big part of that equation.

Most of my dinners are a generous portion of meat, a starch, and a vegetable. I also like fruit as a snack. I don’t know if that meets the new Government recommended nutrition “plate” they have published, but that’s what I eat. I try to stay healthy with a variety of foods and some daily exercise.

For some reason I was served brussel sprouts tonight. I tried to be a good sport and taste them, but I really didn’t like them. I ate half of one and just couldn’t eat the rest. Surely there are plenty of other healthy vegetables to cook so I don’t have to deal with brussel sprouts ever again?

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere even in the kitchen

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

My 14 year niece was visiting me a few weeks ago and we wanted to go swimming at the new pool that just opened up in town this year. The problem was that she had just started her monthly cycle and had not used a tampon year and was nervous about using one for the first time.

I didn’t have any around the house so I went out to run some quick errands and stopped by our Sheetz gas and convenience store. I figured I could gas up and run in and pick up a box of tampons. I spent a good 5 minutes searching the shelves to find personal products such as these and was disappointed to find that all of the shelves were only filled with  junk food. I had never noticed that they have started to cater only to people that have the munchies. While standing in line to pay for the gas I found a small shelve right at the check out line that had a few personal hygiene products. I was disappointed that I had to stand there with several people waiting behind me while I looked through their products to find the right one.

When I finally found the right one and paid for my gas and tampons I let the cashier know that I thought that they should place these types of products some where else a bit more discreat. She said she would pass the word, but the few times that I’ve been back there, they are still right there, sigh……..

What is the number one best selling item that Wal Mart carries? Would you believe that they sell more bananas that anything else in the whole store? That’s what i read today online.

I almost never buy bananas. I get a craving for them every once in a while great while. But I guess some people buy them every single shopping trip.

For me, I reliably buy a loaf of bread and a gallon jug of milk every time I go to the grocery store. I also seem to buy a lot of butter. I don’t like margarine, so I buy butter and I use it a lot.