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We used to sing songs in the car on long trips. Now kids have their own little video monitor to watch movies and be kept entertained. I wonder if kids even get the chance to sing “Row, row, row your boat” anymore? They are missing out on a lot of family togetherness time if all they do is stare at a little flatscreen TV all day and all night.

Shopping for a birthday present, I wanted to buy a game that a 10 year old boy would like. There is not much information on the internet about games for kids under 13. I’m not sure why that is. I know that the kids of my of my friends play video games as young as 3 years old.

It’s a shame that there are not kindergarten level variations of the popular games so that younger children can not only enjoy the same games as their younger siblings and family, but also give them an introduction to gaming, using the controllers, and understanding the basic concepts of good sportsmanship, taking turns, and that you can still have fun even if you don’t win every time.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere even in the kitchen

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Or what I really mean is what system do you use to play video games with? I had a hard time deciding which system to get either the Wii or the Play Station 3 but I knew I was not getting an XBOX because it planned on making all its awesome games in HD but blu-ray is the format winner so thank goodness I got a Play Station.

And that was really the decided about the Wii because it is neither HD or Blu-ray and I just bought a high definition plasma screen so I went with the Play Station and thank goodness I choose the one I did. But even still I know there are great games for each console but my favorite is soon to be released called Socom so I am saving up all my vacation days at work just so I can take a week off to play this game when it comes out, I know it sick but hey this game is that good.