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Why Mr Green Jeans?

CWG — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:35:29 +0000

Back in the 1950s there was a popular kid’s TV show called, Captain Kangaroo. I have no idea why that man was called Kangaroo – he was a fat old guy with grey hair and a bushy grey moustache and he didn’t hop around or have an Australian accent. Where did kangaroo come from?

One of the other regular characters on his show was a tall thin guy called, Mr Green Jeans. Again, I have no idea where that name came from. He wore farmer overalls – that were blue denim, not green. And they weren’t jeans – they were farmers overalls. So what was up with these weird names? Just trying to be juvenile?

Backstage Passes

CWG — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:00:15 +0000

Have you ever gotten a backstage pass for a concert or show? I think that would be a really great privilege, to hang out backstage and see what the performers are going through to get dressed, make up and hair done for the show. Or are you allowed to see that?

I wonder if you can hang out while they are getting made up or do you have to wait in a hallway and just get an autograph while they walk by? Do you even get to see or hear the show? Someone fill me in.

Where Did My Hairdresser Go?

CWG — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 12:20:57 +0000

For years I have been going to Great Clips in Hermitage to get my hair cut once a month. So now that I think about it, that’s a lot of money over the years. I always go to Crystal, as she does a good job with my hair – just like I want it. And she’s nice, makes conversation while she’s working on me, and I know she has a couple of little kids that she’s supporting.

So today I go to get my haircut and Crystal isn’t there. No big deal, I can go back in a couple of days, right?

Wrong! She’s quit. I am stunned. How am I supposed to find where Crystal is at and if she is still cutting hair? The other girls at the Great Clips wouldn’t tell me where she went. So I’m thinking there must have been some great drama about her working there and she either got fired or quit in a big scene and all the people still working there hate her or have been told by management to not let any of her regular customers know where she went. That just pisses me off.

Men in Skirts

CWG — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:37:57 +0000

Did you know that in the colonial days of America, little boys wore dresses and skirts while young? They did not get to wear short pants until they were school age. I wonder when America decided that boys should wear pants instead? And when did mean decided to stop wearing kilts? I don’t remember any of my history books in school addressing this at all.

Greensleeves

CWG — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 22:34:51 +0000

One of the classic songs that everyone has heard at least a few times by the time they turn 20 years old is Greensleeves. I have always thought it was a pretty song, a little sad, and for some reason turns up on a lot of Christmas music albums.

To be honest, I never really knew what the song was about. I could not recite any of the lyrics to this if you paid me big money to do it. So I decided to look it up on the internet. Wow. I had no idea and now I wonder how many other songs I have heard all my life that I have no real clue as to what they are about?

Government Customers

CWG — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:31:16 +0000

Does the Government consider our country’s citizens it’s customers? Every time I have had to deal with a government office I get the feeling that I am not a customer. More like a prisoner. I am told to cue up in a long line, I have to fill out and present documents on demand, and have to pay fees that are non-negotiable. The clerks rarely smile or have any manners or graciousness beyond, “Next?” or the obligatory farewell, “Have a nice day.”

It would be nice to be treated as a customer once in a while.

Imaginary Crisis Averted

CWG — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:05:56 +0000

So, this morning our Congress finally passed the bill to raise our debt limit and the President signed it. President Obama calls it a manufactured crisis and I agree. We are paying 42 cents of every federal dollar for interest charges on the international financial market. This is crazy stupid to be spending money that we don’t have and then paying 40% of that money to banks. What is wrong with these people in Washington?

Just 5 more days left

CWG — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:10:52 +0000

Wow it has been quite sometime since i have been able to blog about anything here but now that I am back at home I will have plenty of time to blog about all the random stuff that happens in my life. And right now I can not believe there are only five days left till Christmas because it feels like 65 degrees outside although tomorrow temperatures are expected to drop but wow five days left.

Because it is so close to Christmas with this post I am going to ask everyone out there what they want to get for Christmas this year so leave the gift you want in the comments!

Whats your favorite part?

CWG — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:04:45 +0000

When it comes to attraction what is your favorite pat of the body? And for those of you that need a better understanding of the question what part do you look at first of the body to determine whether or not you are going to be sexually attracted to that person or not. Like Chris Rock said in one of his stand up comic routines. Women know by the time when they are done shaking your hand if they are going to fuck you or not.

And it is true take it not just from him but a woman herself. When it comes to us mating with the opposite sex we are very keen as to who we will let into our vaginas.