Sorry, but I like bathroom humor. I think jokes about toilets and bodily functions are funny. So sue me. So are jokes about popular TV shows and movies. This has all three areas covered.

This one made me laugh out loud. Not LOL – but REALLY laugh out loud.

One of the other regular characters on his show was a tall thin guy called, Mr Green Jeans. Again, I have no idea where that name came from. He wore farmer overalls – that were blue denim, not green. And they weren’t jeans – they were farmers overalls. So what was up with these weird names? Just trying to be juvenile?

The late night TV has disintegrated into nothing but 30 minute infomercials for all kinds of crap. There are “shows” about makeup, exercise, pyramid schemes and handy kitchen gadgets that no one ever uses after the first week that you try them. It’s awful.

I couldn’t stand it – they were not relaxing. They were annoying and made me feel agitated. So I put a movie in the DVD player and fell asleep to Oceans 11. Don’t ask me why, but that movie was easy on the ears and I’ve seen it a dozen times, so I fell right asleep. Thank you, George Clooney and troupe.

I wonder if you can hang out while they are getting made up or do you have to wait in a hallway and just get an autograph while they walk by? Do you even get to see or hear the show? Someone fill me in.

Where are you going?

So today I go to get my haircut and Crystal isn’t there. No big deal, I can go back in a couple of days, right?

Wrong! She’s quit. I am stunned. How am I supposed to find where Crystal is at and if she is still cutting hair? The other girls at the Great Clips wouldn’t tell me where she went. So I’m thinking there must have been some great drama about her working there and she either got fired or quit in a big scene and all the people still working there hate her or have been told by management to not let any of her regular customers know where she went. That just pisses me off.

But it doesn’t work. I had to call a number on the card to activate the card, which I did. Then I went to the ATM to use it and the ATM refused the new card. So I tried the old card and it refused that, too. That totally pissed me off and left me stranded with no cash that night.

So I tried calling the bank and could never figure out how to punch through all the press 1 or press 2 crap. So then I got in the car and drove down there. This bank closed the lobby and only lets you use a drive though window or their ATM – which we already know is a problem.

So the woman at the drive through window says that I have to request a new replacement card and that will fix the problem. Except it takes 7-10 days to get the new card. So I’m without a working ATM card for 2 weeks. That’s just great.

This store recently underwent a major remodeling job and the store is about 50% larger than it used to be. The biggest area that was expanded is their deli section and their produce. They have some gourmet fruits and vegetables that I’ve never seen for sale around here before. Like miniature pineapples and cactus leaves.

Although this store carries a few things I can’t get at Food Lion – even though I asked the store manager there to get them for me – they don’t have everything I want. Plus, they are further from my house and it is really hard to get in and out of the store parking lot safely. Frankly, I’m surprised that there are not more traffic accidents on the road in front of that shopping center.

Years ago I met someone who liked all the same music that I did – and that is hard to find because I really like a lot of strange and obscure bands. It really freaked me out to find someone who knew the names of all the bands when they heard the song on the radio station that I play in my car.

That was fun while it lasted, and so far I have never found anyone else with the same musical tastes as mine.