Bathroom Humor
Posted on | April 5, 2012 | Comments Off
Sorry, but I like bathroom humor. I think jokes about toilets and bodily functions are funny. So sue me. So are jokes about popular TV shows and movies. This has all three areas covered.
This one made me laugh out loud. Not LOL – but REALLY laugh out loud.
Why Mr Green Jeans?
Posted on | April 2, 2012 | Comments Off
Back in the 1950s there was a popular kid’s TV show called, Captain Kangaroo. I have no idea why that man was called Kangaroo – he was a fat old guy with grey hair and a bushy grey moustache and he didn’t hop around or have an Australian accent. Where did kangaroo come from?
One of the other regular characters on his show was a tall thin guy called, Mr Green Jeans. Again, I have no idea where that name came from. He wore farmer overalls – that were blue denim, not green. And they weren’t jeans – they were farmers overalls. So what was up with these weird names? Just trying to be juvenile?
Late Night TV Reeks
Posted on | March 24, 2012 | Comments Off
If you are ever having to deal with insomnia and turn on the TV at 3:00 in the morning hoping for some distraction or something that will help put you to sleep, you will be greatly disappointed.
The late night TV has disintegrated into nothing but 30 minute infomercials for all kinds of crap. There are “shows” about makeup, exercise, pyramid schemes and handy kitchen gadgets that no one ever uses after the first week that you try them. It’s awful.
I couldn’t stand it – they were not relaxing. They were annoying and made me feel agitated. So I put a movie in the DVD player and fell asleep to Oceans 11. Don’t ask me why, but that movie was easy on the ears and I’ve seen it a dozen times, so I fell right asleep. Thank you, George Clooney and troupe.
Backstage Passes
Posted on | March 18, 2012 | Comments Off
Have you ever gotten a backstage pass for a concert or show? I think that would be a really great privilege, to hang out backstage and see what the performers are going through to get dressed, make up and hair done for the show. Or are you allowed to see that?
I wonder if you can hang out while they are getting made up or do you have to wait in a hallway and just get an autograph while they walk by? Do you even get to see or hear the show? Someone fill me in.
Chili Dogs and Onion Rings
Posted on | March 9, 2012 | Comments Off
I’m hungry. In fact, I’m jonesing for a chili dog. Around here, the best place to get a chili dog is Sonic. Which is cool, because Sonic makes the best fried onion rings, too. So that’s my plan for lunch – I’ll be leaving for the nearest Sonic Drive In around 11:30.
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